The best and rather straightforward!
What’s red and fluffy?
Red fluff!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What’s green and not there?
This apple!
Why did you bother to read the jokes page?
To publish some lousy jokes like this one!
What’s red and fluffy?
Red fluff!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What’s green and not there?
This apple!
Why did you bother to read the jokes page?
To publish some lousy jokes like this one!
Blonde Jokes!
A blonde was driving down the highway when her car phone rang.
It was her husband, urgently warning her, “Dear, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the highway! Please be careful!”
“It's not just one car!” said the blonde, “There's hundreds of them!”
A blonde was driving down the highway when her car phone rang.
It was her husband, urgently warning her, “Dear, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the highway! Please be careful!”
“It's not just one car!” said the blonde, “There's hundreds of them!”
Classics!
A man is praying in a church to God, and suddenly he gets a reply. He later asks God “How much is a second to you?” and God replies back “A million years.” so he says “How much is a penny to you?” and God says “A million pounds.” He then says, “Dear God, may I please have a penny?” and God replies “In a second...”.
A man is praying in a church to God, and suddenly he gets a reply. He later asks God “How much is a second to you?” and God replies back “A million years.” so he says “How much is a penny to you?” and God says “A million pounds.” He then says, “Dear God, may I please have a penny?” and God replies “In a second...”.
Credits: J. Taylor and certain joke websites
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